Fear my puffball of doom.

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Me:
But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain:
Okay, but consider this: more books.

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High-School Teachers:
You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student:
I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor:
lol same.